Confessions of a Naughty Ginger Guinea Pig
Hi, I’m Betty.
You might have seen me before with my flatmate and sister, Treacle.
Don’t tell anyone, but I like to try and jump off the sofa when I’m being looked after by Alice. I don’t think she was very impressed after my fifth attempt, so I got put on the carpet with the top of the cage over me. This was most annoying as it stopped me from exploring all the interesting nooks and crannies and chewing on tasty looking wires.
To show my displeasure at the situation and my obviously unfair punishment, I left her a luminous yellow wee to clean up. Right in the middle of the carpet.
That’ll show her.